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Published On: Thu, Feb 2nd, 2017

Unhinged celebrities unite for Funny or Die video of Trump using ‘Alternative Constitution’ protected by magic

Cara Delevingne, Amber Heard, Susan Sarandon, Lizzy Caplan, Shailene Woodley, Dule Hill, Matt McGorry, Mehcad Brooks, Constance Wu and more stars have responded to Donald Trump’s recent immigration ban and other controversial actions with a new Funny or Die video in which they joke that he’s actually using a secret, cursed, alternative version of the U.S. Constitution rather than the real one.

“He’s working from the wrong Constitution and he doesn’t even know it,” says Cara Delevingne. “It has some sort of dark magic protecting it,” added Sarandon, describing how it’s very difficult to destroy.

“There sure has been a lot of hullabaloo going on with President Trump’s last executive order,” says Shailene Woodley.

Check out the clip below.

It seems Russia provided a Statue of Liberty that repeats the mantra “fear outsiders.”

“Finally it all makes sense, right? He’s not making these moves because he’s an idiot; he’s making these moves because he’s looking at all of the wrong stuff,” said Caplan.

Hill asks anyone who is near Trump to “swap out his cursed Constitution for the real one.”

COMMENTARY:

While the real Trump Executive Order should hardly evoke such a ridiculous response, these Hollywood elites don’t seem to realize that they are fueling the Trump support. More commentary below.

First off, since when does Hollywood care about the Constitution?

Their ideals and movements matter more than what the U.S. Constitution says. Where does the Constitution say these immigrants have rights?

Where is abortion listed as a right to justify your heinous “My P***y My Choice” shirt? BTW, we don’t care about your P—–, WE CARE ABOUT THE BABY LIVING IN YOUR UTERUS!

It’s exactly this kind of grandstanding from their California (and/or New York) echo chamber that put a Celebrity Apprentice star in the White House!

 

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- Writer and Co-Founder of The Global Dispatch, Brandon has been covering news for Examiner, starting and writing for several different websites including the diverse blognews site Desk of Brian. To Contact Brandon email theglobaldispatch@gmail.com ATTN: BRANDON

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